THE WILD PEEPS SURRENDER!Official White Flag States: Peeps Give Up
The four day Wild Peep War is over. What started as an innocent capture of wild peeps then escalated into Wild Peeps versus PopArtDiva and Pixel is now history.
Late Saturday night, after the elusive rare turquoise peep was captured by Pixel (who was actually hoovering for dinner scraps that fell on the floor), the Wild Peep guerrilla army surrendered unconditionally to Generalissiho PopArtDiva, known affectionately to her troops (Pixel) as the Brat in the Hat and often referred to as The Martini Diva.
It was an intense and dangerous four days, Generalissiho PopArtDiva was injured early on when bit by the above mentioned rare turquoise peep. Pixel is being treated for Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome but is doing well and will be participating in her annual Easter Egg Hunt later today.
So, with Peace Declared, PopArtDiva, Pixel and even the Wild Peeps wish you a
HAPPY EASTER
and a joyous
PASSOVER WEEKEND!
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History of the Four Day Wild Peep War:
WILD PEEP ALERT ONE - The Natives are restless!
WILD PEEP ALERT TWO - Know Your Enemy!
WILD PEEP ALERT THREE - Wild Peep Porn and Escaped Rogue Peep!
DefconPeep Two - Plans to eradicate enemy!
WAR DECLARED - Hand me the bayonet and a creme brulee torch!
Chocolate Covered Wild Peeps - That'll Fix 'Em!
Easter Marshmallow Peep Martini, or how to cream a Peep in a blender!
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