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Friday, April 10, 2009

THE EASTER PEEP WAR - Escalation to declaration of war, skirmishes abound

Current situation: Wild Peep Hunt Successful - 13 down and on ice in freezer, 14 more bagged and ready for dinner - one rare turquoise Peep still on the loose!

Update: The guerilla tactic of Wild Peep massacre was caught on tape - butchery exposed - court martial imminent. Get me JAG!

WILD PEEP ALERT ONE - The Natives are restless!
WILD PEEP ALERT TWO - Know Your Enemy!
WILD PEEP ALERT THREE - Wild Peep Porn and Escaped Rogue Peep!
DefconPeep Two - Plans to eradicate enemy!
WAR DECLARED - Hand me the bayonet and a creme brulee torch!
Chocolate Covered Wild Peeps - That'll Fix 'Em!
Easter Marshmallow Peep Martini, or how to cream a Peep in a blender!

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