So I open Yahoo to check my mail and what do I see? An image of pancakes topped with bananas and other Yummies and this caption: America's Worst Breakfast Foods which links to this article entitled "Eat This, Not That".The article then goes into great detail on what fast food chain breakfasts are bad for you and which ones are good for you. Did this make me think about eating healthy? No, it just make me think about eating! Pancakes, Eggs, Sausage, Bananas, Syrup - Big Plates of breakfast food!!!
I am now going to sit down and eat the breakfast I made after reading this article - it's up there in the photo!
Leave me alone! I don't know you but I know you're not my mother or my personal trainer. I don't need you to tell me what's good or bad, right or wrong. Shut up and go away. Leave me to eat my "worst" breakfast in peace.
You annoying, holier than thou food cop.
ON THE UPSIDE: My breakfast tasted really, really good. Things that aren't "good" for you usually do! My tummy is happy. And tonight I'm having a few martinis and some country style pork ribs marinated in apple juice and grilled on the barbie! Yum, more bad stuff!
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